Hello there You Little One

Woohoo. I am excited. You see, my best friend Y3 is expecting. Good grief, she is going to be a mother. And I am still a bummer. Ok back to the topic on my excitement. It is not everyday news that you best friend is pregnant (if it is then they must be really busy people). Oh, wait, before I go on, I want to talk about this worldwide SEX survey that was published last week by this really popular condom maker. This little island is ranked 23th out of the 26 countries surveyed in terms of getting the most satisfaction from The Job. And hurray, we are ahead of Tokoyo, France and Hong Kong. And the first prize goes to..... Nigeria. Wow, thanks for taking time out of The Job to fill up the survey. My take on this survey? They should at least classified the survey into with condom and without condom. I mean the objective of the survey is to get people to buy their modified condom, right? You get the point, you people always get my point. Beam*

Oh, back to the topic about Y3 and her little one. I am going to be a god ma. Well, actually not that she promised me about it but I just kind of assumed the responsibilty. I mean I can teach the little one lots of things. Like... Ok we will come back to this one when I get the lesson plan out.

I'm pregnant. Leh. 6 weeks.

Wah. Been busy right?

Can't eat too well because I don't have the appetite.

SO, what are you going to name it?

Ok, i think that will have to depend on the gender right?

Hey, my mum says if you are glowing during the pregnancy then it is a girl, if you look horrible then it is boy boy.

Oh. I will go for a scan since I am a doctor and consultations are free for us.

Name it KiKi lah. Kiki is nice name. My son, the pet soft toy pig pig, is also named KiKi.

My expected delivery will be the end of the year.

I think your KiKi will love pink, like my son. Your Kiki can play with my KiKi.

I am having morning sickness now, I am going to rest.

Ok, ciaos, Tell KiKi that god ma loves him.















Hello, Kiki Yeo.